Here’s a nickel, kid. Go buy yourself a real computer.
nitrogen:~# cat /proc/meminfo
MemTotal: 4051648 kB
MemFree: 66600 kB
Buffers: 360016 kB
Cached: 2215200 kB
SwapCached: 12 kB
Active: 818808 kB
Inactive: 2175504 kB
HighTotal: 0 kB
HighFree: 0 kB
LowTotal: 4051648 kB
LowFree: 66600 kB
SwapTotal: 9823672 kB
SwapFree: 9823244 kB
Dirty: 272 kB
Writeback: 0 kB
Mapped: 449972 kB
Slab: 970272 kB
CommitLimit: 11849496 kB
Committed_AS: 799204 kB
PageTables: 4424 kB
VmallocTotal: 34359738367 kB
VmallocUsed: 5024 kB
VmallocChunk: 34359733327 kB