Dude, Where's My 4 Gigabytes of RAM?

“It’s the final solution, at least for the lifetime of everyone reading this blog post today.”

Are you serious? I was a kid when we were still in the world of kilobytes, and now we’re tossing around gigabytes like candy. We could very well be fooling around with petabytes before I’m dead, though we probably wouldn’t be doing it on Vista.