In response to your statement that “Lasagna Cat” is the one link we must click on I only have this to say (with compliments to Adam Sandler)…
… what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.