I looked into starting some porn sites in the late 90s, right before the dot-com crash, because I read something about how the only businesses making money online were porn sites. I told my friends, logically, we should make porn. They really misinterpreted what I was saying and it freaked a lot of them out. Then all the phony businesses they were working for went under and they went on unemployment. Meanwhile, I, with my cynical strategies, was working for a bank, and was literally the only person I knew who still had a job.
Anyway, around 2005 I went back to the whole porn thing, but from another angle. My initial idea for a porn site had been based on reinterpreting erotic temple sculptures from India. Porn is very prosaic, this stuff was about sex and magic. Porn is like, sex and money. Not a great combination. But the demand for porn is huge and I figured it was so huge that a market for spiritual psychedelic porn existed. This was years before that XKCD comic about the same general principle. Rule 38 or 34 or whatever. So I had come up with this planned aesthetic and I was really attached to the art I had envisioned at that time.
So although I had abandoned the business idea I created some porn by remixing random Internet porn, adding video FX and doing extensive re-edits in Adobe After Effects. I think clicking my name should link directly to a blog post I made about this when I rediscovered the video files. Unfortunately I couldn’t get it to compress so it’s huge. It’ll take forever to download. But I think it’s worth it. Happy wanking, or whatever. (I don’t know what you say in a situation like this.) It’s called acid porn.
I got the idea because I was taking shrooms with my girlfriend and we were watching porn and it was just too fucking weird so we had to turn the porn off. Shrooms bring out the weirdness in anything, and porn has LOTS of weird inside it. Creepy weird, nasty weird, all kinds of bad weird. I wanted some porn that was suitable for shrooms in the company of a female. Most available porn does not fit that description.
I have a porn experiment I’ve been wanting to try, but I don’t think I’ll ever find the time. I don’t even know if it’s possible any more. There used to be a subset of the porn industry which basically just created link galleries for affiliate programs with still images. It was all about creating web sites, linking them to each other, and generating traffic. What seemed interesting about it to me was that a lot of it seemed to be something you could automate. I thought it would be really interesting to build a system which built porn sites for you automatically, and all you did was collect the cash it earned for you. I spent a lot of time researching this but forgot all about it after a while.
I never really considered working for anyone in the adult industry, except once, and I didn’t go for it because A) I heard rumors the company was connected to the Mafia and B) talking to them on the phone, they seemed like weird, unhealthy people. Judgemental, maybe, but I’ve read enough about this to know that in that industry there are totally normal, chill people, and then there are also criminals and extremely abusive and/or self-destructive people. That’s what made me skittish, and no doubt where the stigma comes from. The legitimate half of the stigma, at least. The other half is just sexual repression and doesn’t matter.