1ST BANNER:
production artist Awesome! and it don’t get much conciser!
old v.p. of marketing We’ve decided to change the name. Put a girl in there and I’ll email you the text.
2ND BANNER:
production artist (Thinking; ~this looks like shit~ ) How’s this?
old v.p. of marketing Love it! Don’t you?
—One Week Later—
old v.p. of marketing We’ve decided to revert back to the old name. Put two girls on there and I’ll email you the text.
3RD BANNER:
production artist (Thinking; ~this looks like shit~ ) How’s this?
old v.p. of marketing Love it! Don’t you?
production artist Uh…not really, but I like the chicks (smile, chuckle).
—One Day Later—
4TH BANNER:
old v.p. of marketing Uh, Simon, Randall and Chen said we need you to change the girls to an animated version.
production artist What? like make them kissing or something?
old v.p. of marketing No no no like a drawn character. They said it was racy. I’ll email you the new text.
—Two Weeks Later—
old v.p. of marketing Conversion rates are waaaaay down. They said I could do whatever I want. Put a real girl back on there and I’ll email you the new text.
5TH BANNER:
production artist (Thinking; ~this looks like a porn ad~ ) This looks like, …uh, what do you think?
old v.p. of marketing Looks almost like an adult ad, let’s try it.
—One Week Later—
old v.p. of marketing Conversion rates are up, let’s try something new. I’m going to go ahead and do this next ad myself.
6TH BANNER
